I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a thick pile of SHAVING CREAM!!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
I think I'll break up with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of SHAVING CREAM!!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of SHAVING CREAM!!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
An old lady died in her bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in 6 feet of SHAVING CREAM!!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
When in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with SHAVING CREAM!!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of SHAVING CREAM!!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
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