Yo what up Detroit
I'm singing this song
To finally express my feelings
And gettin' ladies to shake their thongs
For those that love pop
Fuck you all
Pop music is for lovers
And for high nuts and gay galore
Take Timberlake for an example
He's so high
So high in his nuts he can't even crack a high
His music is so horrible
It hurts my ears to hear
For that, I'ma hurt you til I see tears
Because that's all pop musicians do
Cry in their video like there's nothin to do
Kelly. R is a prime goal
Because she bursted with tears in her video "Stole"
God damn I hate that song, it's so outta tune
Yeah, but she's so god damn hot, I wanna chew on her pubes
Timberlake, why'd you have to sing wit Nelly?
You're only making him look stupid
And now he can't get grammys.
Thanks to you, you high nut low-life dike!
He used to be one of my favorite rappers
But now he just bites
Britney Spears, the queen of dikes
She's so dumb she can't even sit on her bike
She think everyone got the hots for her
Well I don't, so you can eat my fur
You son of a bitch, you think I'ma listen to your music
I ain't one of the sissy hoes who listens to that shit
Britney, you need training wheels because you're so uncoordinated
I'ma turn into The Terminator and terminate you til you're terminated!
Avril Lavigne thinks she's the queen of punk
The only thing she's queen of is her monk
You dickhead, haven't you heard your songs?
They sound like pop to me, you are totally wrong.
That's the problem wit pop muscians
They're always mistaken
Who knows
Maybe Britney Spears could be your uncle named Fagen
What the fuck is Sk8r Boi?
Can't Avril spell, she still plays with toys
It's spelt S-K-A-T-E-R
Not S-K-8-R
And BOI is spelt B-O-Y
Not your way, B-O-I.
Look I know your trying to look cool
But spelling things like that are only gonna make you look like a fool!
What? What's that? You wanna see my tools
Here, I'll pull down my pants and introduce you to what I call Doool.
What? You laughing at me coz I name my dick?
Hmmm.. I wonder where I got that from? Probably from Flick!
Flick is a pop muscian hardly no one knows
Because he's such a fuckup, he's gonna die when I go.
Do you know why I call it drool?
Because girls drool all over it when they see my Dool.
Hey at least I have a dick Britney!
What the hell have you got? You ain't got no pussy and clitty
Hmm... who else to hassle? How's about those high nuts fag NSYNC?
What can I say about them? There's so much to sink them
They ain't got no dick, they're just women tryin' to be men
Uh yuck! Go back to the den
See, this is what pop music and musicians can do
To you, you wil only end up just like Foo
That's right LFO member, I revealed your name
I'ma also gonna reveal your secret relationship wit Hanes.
That lead singer of LFO
Is the gayest one outta them all
Can't you see, he only sings about girls
To keep his secret a secret so people don't hurl
Until I found them in the bedroom at midnight
I wanted to start a ruckus and fight
But, of course, I forgot
That they were pop muscians who had gout
Stupid weaklings, you don't know what your talking about
Wanna fight? I finish my final bout
And to Westlife, thought I was gonna miss you?
You guys (er hrm.. girls) are the Queens of Pop so I'm gonna diss you!
I hate your voices, oh my god I hate your voices
Say when was the last time you last saw Royces?
I'ma catch you 5 when your in the movie
And sit behind you so I can pull out my Uzi
Shouldn't have to explain it in detail some more
Because if I tell you it will only make sore
And whatever happened to gay group, Boyzone?
I'll tell you what. Rung them up and they picked up the phone.
"Hello" said Ronan Keating
I said "fuck you!" then I told him I was going to beat him
For the rest of the Boy group, I killed them all
Wanna know where they are? Why they're all in my hall
Lying there with all other pop groups
I enjoyed hunting and killing them in groups
Do ever wonder why Spice Girls split?
Coz I told them if they didn't, they were gonna get a hit
And then I'll put them all in my trunk so they can have fits
Park the car in the carpark, and blow the punks to bits
To whoever created pop music
Fuck you
I hate you and I'm sure others do to.
Why'd you have to create such crap?
I'd rather listen to rock or rap.
Jennifer. L was once a low life scum
Until she changed her attitude, the beat goes dum dum dum.
Thanks for that Jen, I'm truly grateful.
I can't tell you how much I'm thankful.
To Kelly. R, sorry for dissing you
I needed to use your name and your song in my rap tune.
Hope I didn't hurt any feelings
Coz if I did I'm sorry for dealing.
Well looks like I'ma have to end
I'ma go but I'll be back again
Just like Eminem says
"New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)"
Peace to y'all
See ya tomorrow
Oh I forgot
There won't be any tomorrow
(BOOM!)
-Future rapper, Luniz (Junkyard Dog)
PS Watch out for Eminem's book, Cleanin' Out My Closet!
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